
hello silly creatures of the interwebs: welcome 2 my websight! this place is a menagarie of my interests and creations. navigation is on the left, feel free to peruse.
this website, much like a system of tree roots, is always expanding, seeking nutrient-dense dirt. it's been in the making for over a year and will continue to grow as i do. as such, it's perpetually under construction and may feature unfinished pages or inconsistent themes.

i'm a chronically-online weird girl, resident misandrist, and raging dyke. instead of blood in my veins there is 7-11 blue raspberry slurpee, and when i get hurt it runs thick and sticky down my skin and to the untrained eye it may appear like it is simply unoxyginated blood, but that is a myth, and blood inside the body is not blue. except mine is. it's sparkly too. like glitter glue, but it tastes like blue raspberry and every vampire wants me, except my nice blue blood will not satisfy their violent cravings, but i am very cute so that is a plus for them.
go look at my girlfriends website RIGHT. NOW.
this website is optimized for desktop. general content warnings include: moderate gore/blood, violence, sexual themes, and drug use. this website is image-heavy and may take longer to load, and features flashing lights/bright colors. whilst I am a silly sweetheart, don't take my web title lightly. I am equal parts
girl and
freak.